all you sugar daddies who wanna spoil me HMU before this sites gone lol
Posted on 10th Dec at 4:23 AM, with 130,681 notes
HDASFJHAVSDJH AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted on 4th Dec at 3:12 PM, with 768,785 notes
JESUS??
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
Posted on 4th Dec at 3:09 PM, with 10,499 notes
Posted on 4th Dec at 3:07 PM, with 538,571 notes
Flirt with me wtf
Posted on 1st Dec at 2:25 AM, with 55,806 notes
“Say you’ll never ever leave from beside me”
Artist: https://royugang.artstation.com/
Shirt 1: http://bit.ly/kikilovesme
Shirt 2: http://bit.ly/kikilovesme2
Posted on 1st Dec at 2:20 AM, with 13,553 notes
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lava lamp on a train in south korea
Posted on 26th Nov at 3:49 PM, with 265,566 notes
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Posted on 26th Nov at 3:40 PM, with 85,877 notes
why do white people breathe so hard like haven’t you stolen enough
Posted on 26th Nov at 2:48 AM, with 324,939 notes
Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life
- Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
- Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
- Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
- Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
- Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
- Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
- Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
- Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️
- Hempire - become a plant mogul
- Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
- Betternet - free proxy/VPN to be anonymous/bypass school filters
- Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
- Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
- Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)
- 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
- Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
- Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
- Spill it - drop balls and break glass
- Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
- Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
- Axe Climber - climb mountains (easy to learn, hard to master)
- Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
- Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
- Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
- Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
- Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg
- Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
- Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
- Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
- Dosh - get paid to shop
- Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
You’re welcome 😉
Posted on 26th Nov at 2:37 AM, with 321,549 notes
Insane BMX trick
Posted on 25th Nov at 1:55 PM, with 15,006 notes
Big Dick Energy
Posted on 25th Nov at 1:45 PM, with 558,271 notes
man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity